Biography
Uh, if you're unsure of what I mean by "biography", I think you should be leaving this website. In other cases, on we go with the perfectly retardedness of me!

Basics
Name: Yu-fan Catherine [insert surname here].
Birthdate: 25 April.
Gender: Female.
Marital status: Widowed.
Year at school: 4th year of high school. Meaning I'm in year 10.
Nationality: British.
Ethnicity: Taiwan.. ese.
Astrological sign: Taurus.
Chinese zodiac: Horse.
Residence: .... House.
Location: Planet Earth. Well, London, England, to be more specific.
Occupation: Procrastinator.

Appearance
Eye colour: Dark, dark brown. Remember, I am not the spawn of Satan.
Hair colour: Also dark, dark brown. Or black. Either way's fine with me.
Artificial hair colour: Some orangey stuff that's like, half grown out now.
Height: 5ft 3/4. My god, I've been the same height [somewhat] since year 9?
Weight: I find that offensive.
Shoe size: 4 normal shoes, 5 in trainers/skate shoes.

Family related
Siblings: I refuse to admit I am related to that thing that is sitting in front of the downstairs TV right this minute.
Parents: Are still alive.
Other people living under same roof: Grandma... is just Grandma. She has no name!... Well, not anymore.
Pets: Does my sister count?

Loves
Foods: Find me something edible and I'll most likely eat it. As long as it's not fast food.
Actors: Jake Richardson is pretty cool. Sean Patrick Flanery! Hugh Grant's an awesome actor too.
Actresses: Eh.. nothing comes to mind right now.
Bands: Incubus, Brand New, InMe, Natalie Imbruglia, Oasis, Papa Roach, My Chemical Romance and Funeral For A Friend are some.
Drinks: I really like Barcardi Breezers. But shhh, don't tell my mum.
Vegetables: Odd question, but potatoes.
Instruments: Guitar. Bass. Piano. Drums.
Movies: Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill volumes 1 & 2, The Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, etc. I'm pretty into controversial movies.
Books: Anything Meg Cabot! Such as... Boy Meets Girl. Good book, that.
Games: Final Fantasy VII through to Final Fantasy X-2.
Places: My room is my sanctuary.
Animals: Most animals I like, I'm quite the animal-friendly person. Not in the dirty way.
Colours: Any shade of blue. Black. Purple. Green.

Hates
Foods: I'm not a fan of anything too exotic... Such as snails... Or frogs.....
Actors: I dislike most actors with Southend/Eastend accents [London]. Too cockney to keep me interested.
Actresses: Ditto.
Bands: Any garage/dance crap. I seriously hate dance music. That is the one type of music I refuse to listen to.
Drinks: Goat's milk is really, really nasty.
Vegetables: Celery comes to mind.
Instruments: Recorder. God damn the British Curriculum making us learn those god-forsaken instruments in year 3.
Movies: Stuff like the Rugrats or Spongebob Squarepants or whatever. Lord no.
Books: I haven't really read many books I've disliked.
Games: I'm not a big fan of games like WWE.
Places: Alleyways... Where.. I could get stabbed... Haha.
Animals: Spiders. I hate spiders. In all their ugly gloriousness.
Colours: Eh, I don't really hate any colours.

I am...
Introvert or extrovert?: In between is my guess.
Quiet or loud?: Depends on the situation, really.
Shy or confident?: With strangers, shy. With my friends, confident.
Leader or follower?: I don't think of myself as either...
Critic or criticised?: Both. Definitely both.
Bubbly or depressed?: Hmm. I tend to be on the bubbly side.
Sarcastic or non-sarcastic?: I seem to be in a sarcastic mood at the moment.
Bright or dim?: I am not a lightbulb.
Smart or stupid?: Any moron could answer this question...
Abnormal or normal?: Normal people are actually abnormal.

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Catherine © 2005. Don't take. I bite. Hard.